Welp. This is awkward.

Trust us, we don’t want to be here any more than you do. This is the website equivalent of getting caught smuggling $80 of Taco Bell into a movie theater. Not that we have any experience doing anything even remotely close to that. Seriously. Do we really seem like the type of crew that would buy six quesadillas, three beefy three-layer burritos, two orders of cinnamon twists, three chalupas, and four large Baja Blasts, then Trojan Horse that feast into a movie theater using a baby stroller? Come on.

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The key here is that you have stack multiple hoodies on top of one another to mask the smell, a single hoodie won’t do it.